Junkfood Forever, Bedtime Whatever

by New Swears

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Tiah Keever Dudes. Check these guys out if you like fun. They are akin to a Canadian version of Dirty Fences with their stage presence and poppy jaunty punky rock. I loved seeing them live and bought both of their records, which they seemed surprised about, but I'm glad I did because I'm not going to Canada anytime soon, fools, and I hate ordering vinyl in the mail. If they come to a town near you definitely go see them!


Ottawa's favorite party punks return with best batch of songs yet! I've said this before, but I'll say it again...imagine Black Lips jamming with the Mean Jeans and you'll have a pretty good reference point. So grab a bottle of booze, stick an M-80 in your nose, and join the party!


released May 5, 2001

-Beej Eh
-Scru Bar
-Nick Nofun
-Sammy J Scorpion

recorded by Yogi Perogi


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Track Name: Midnight Lovers
my gut says tonights the one
you're gonna feel your heart
gettin' really into it
ain't no woman going to tear us apart
you know your co-co powder lips
you know they get me really into it
ain't no butcher going to cut you apart
you know, you sneak your way into my heart
ain't no bitch gonna mess you around
its just the way that it goes
when you come to this town

and were getting fucked up
and we start to feel tough

if my momma caught me and you kissin'
she wouldnt get it she'd probably be dissin'
taking shots underneath the moon
the pressures going to get you but i think your cool

ain't no brother going to hide you from this lover, man
you might be back, but that don't mean i don't miss you
and its a fact that imma save myself till you come back
you know its real, you always get me really into that

show up to the party, motorcyle on the lawn
check it out im getting shy still buzzin with it
real people, real rock'n'roll mother fuckers
who's the fairest of all these midnight lovers?
Track Name: Main Stream
remember when we first met
you had holes in your fishnets darling
staring at the ceiling smoking weed
and blowing out smoke rings

But now you're wearing ray bans
and listening to hip bands
and i've been getting way to main stream for ya
and i just feel like...

And all the kids are singing

we're out of touch in the fashion scene
thats what we read in a magazine
but we've been wearing the same shirt
and pants since 1993

some band already did that
but we don't really give a shit
we're just having way too much fun
to care about the bull shit

they say we suck we'll never make it
no respect and we break shit
but life is moving way too fast for us
and we don't want to waste it

and my ears keep ringing

the wolves are coming out to play
they’re getting sick of minimum wage
and the eyes have got a brand new number
its the feel good hit of the summer
Track Name: Stay Gold
another night gone
head buried in the porcelain throne
another hit to the brain
cuts from glass all over my skin
when will we grow up
23 and I'm all fucked up
my life is liquor and porn
drugs broken bottles and bad role models

All i need is a gold chain
and some lady friends around me
hey DJ pump the bass
let the money rain down around me

something else gone wrong
cop sirens, it won't be long
hated by every neighbour
me and my friends are all misbehavers
we still think we're kids
almost burned every last bridge
someone lock me in a cage
imheaded to an early grave

but thats the way she goes
thats the life we chose
blood stains on our clothes
and drugs up our nose
and all im saying is..

I wanna play a solid gold guitar
to match the grillz on my teeth
bottle service at the bar
i wanna smoke all my weed for free

are we just young adults with a lust for drugs
and a guest list spot into the 27 club

when hearts grow cold and people speak crazy
stay gold and be cool baby

don't you wish your boyfriend
was a punk like me
Track Name: TV Shows
i got my arms around your waist
and i think its a waste of time
and i've never seen your face in real life
and i'd almost rather do shit all
then sit around and watch some shows

i know you like your t.v. shows
i know you like your t.v. shows
in my car with the windows up
and when your all coked out
your don't feel like making out

i know you like my t-shirt washed
you know i like your t-shirt off
and when i'm black out drunk
and when your out of touch
do you really want to be that girl?

i got my hound dogs at the gate
and i'm not going to let em of leash
until your make that beast go away
and i'd really rather make no sense
then talk about it logically

i know you like celebrities
i know you like smoking weed
in your room where you get me off
and when your on the rag
being sober just aint what it used to be
Track Name: Candy Land
The sun breaks through the shade
I drank enough to send a normal man to his grave
I don't know how I'm going to make it through the day
so light up my cigarette and lets do it all again

I feel myself growing older
its all these sleepless nights, these fist fights
I got a growing mountain of trouble
Last nights mistakes weigh heavy on my mind
light up my cigarette and ill act like I'm fine

My outlook on life aint what it used to be
these depressing thoughts, they got a stronger hold on me
I don't know what I'm going to do with myself
turn off my brain and put a cigarette in my mouth
Track Name: Day Dreaming
work in the sun all day
get home i hope i get laid
louie call me on the phone
talking about some place he’s at
and sounding real gone

can't pay my rent again
collecting favours from friends
one thing that i have
is friends always good for a laugh

Day dreaming
drinking all my worries away
Day dreaming
Smoking darts with Luke and Dave

Of all the things i've lost
I miss my mind the most
you caught me right before i fell my friend
and you nursed me back to perfect heath
you know the truth is the hardest
can't tell if you're being honest with me
I can turn on a dime and give you 9 cents change

believe it
drinking all my worries away
day dreaming
smoking darts with luke and dave
Track Name: Sweet Donna
got my daddy's pick-up truck
got a horse in the stable
and i'm ready to do some labour

fairs in town im going to pick you up
were going to sit by the river
going to sip out my favorite stuff

going to write you a country song
going to make you feel special
going to hum it the whole night
going to get into your bed tonight
going to kick off your boots
and make your body feel nice

orange skys on the ferris wheel
were getting heavy and hot
and i want to give you something
like a ring

whats your name you say "donna"
your probably the first girl
i think i'll show to momma

driving down that country road
its the same damn road
that your daddy road a horse on
going to crank up this country tune
don't worry donna
were going to be there soon

i laugh about shit with you
we tell some jokes and you do too
by the river the trash be flowin'
i say 1000 "hellos" till you lean in real close
whats your style?
whats your look?
are you looking for boys?
do you like to read books?
and if i get down on one knee
can we buy a big house with an apple tree?

well i'm into cow-boy boots
dirty hard working man
who can make this flower bloom
and i guess your cool
as long as your keep writin' country tunes
Track Name: Cool Aid
why you scamming on my cool aid
dude, common dude
i'm going to be honest i think its really rude
dude, common dude
there's plenty of honeys and they're all staring at you
dude, common dude
so why you scamming on my cool aid?

you say she looks good
everybody knows
seems like you're getting closer
after every smoke
in the heat of the moment
I know how it is

so you better back off buddy
cause' its none of your busines
Track Name: Legalize Freedom
lonely high way
truck stop

lines on the road lines up my nose
prostitute's the only pussy i know

thunder storm driving on meth and speed
AM, FM the only friend i need

oh shit got the cops in my mirror
Last sip of beer before i shift into gear

just truckin' to make a buck and spend it all
legalize freedom and stick it to the man
Track Name: No Fun
Strangle me to hell
I'm lying face down on the hot concrete
wondering how long its going to take
to make a man out of me
I lost my love I lost my mind
23 just wasn't meant to be
running out of nice things to say
I'd rather be fucked than be myself

say what you gotta say
spit it out, put me in my place
throw myself into the ground
take me to the country and put me down
won't ever come to the end of the night
tomorrows a drag forget about day light
do what i can to forget who i am
i'd rather be fucked than be myself

talking to me like you're my best friend
it makes more sense when i pretend
saw you on the street just the other day
acting like you didn't recognize my face
regretting the words as they come out of my mouth
people saying that I'm never going to figure it out
when the sun goes down I'm somebody else
raspberries? in fact i’ll help myself!

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